he confessed his love for me, threw up on my pillow and then fell asleep on said pillow. i met him last night.
better than last weekend. things are really looking up for you.
Waitress cut us off at Chili's bar. New low
I hope the kids appreciate the fact that I jizzed on her instead of on their slide.
I literally made his dick bleed. How the fuck do you think it went?
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I'm taking stock of m life as of right now and my Friday night plans are to drink a 30 rack by myself so I can have a tv stand when it is finished
When did our fuck buddy relationship, turn into me babysitting his dog?
you crashed our wine night double date and sat on the floor eating cheese talking about how big his dick is.
Well it's official... The first guy I ever gave head to now holds 2 world records. Should I text him asking if I can try and break my record?
do i respond to the booty call for the guy with the bigger dick or the one who has the gourmet coffee i like so much? at this point i'm leading toward the coffee
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As the cops are taking us away I see the strippers taking our DD backstage.
She asked if she should pack the condoms, I told her I plan on drinking so much that it won't be possible.
Serious concern: will TSA confiscate my bondage rope?
Do I go to spinning class and try to redeem myself from going drunk, or do I wait a week and hope they forget I fell of the bike?
Was just at a stoplight and some kid was smoking a blunt and we smiled at him and he offered to pass it between cars... Only in Rockford
I have a mild substance abuse problem, but I'm still a functioning member of society. America.
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