God help me. Come pick me up. The guy told me this is not a hotel and i had to leave.
She's hot, in a Megan Fox with Down's Syndrome kinda way. Like, she'd win Miss Deliverance Pageant
At least she's the hottest one. Oh well, it's all about stats
She asked me to facebook all the girls I'd hooked up with. She started crying when I started my search with A.
Balcony sex scratched the shit out of my phone. Whups.
I been sleeping but occasionally wake up feeling like tiny elves are in my throat ripping my esophagus to shreds with their bare hands.
Somehow, you made that sound extremely magical and not at all painful.
He left an apology note saying he had to work and that there was coffee, OJ and food on the table with two Excedrin. I left his spare key with the door guard and she said "too bad I don't go for skinny white boys or I'd jump you both!" Best one night stand ever.
So good!! I became real good friends with an adorable black lesbian couple from Baltimore and a man in a diaper.
Trust me, dating 38 and 20 year old dudes at the same time is the best. Money plus all of the sex. Finally figured out this relationship thing.
A guy just picked up ur brother and carfied him away singing and im slight concern
I ended up in th ER yelling my height weight and age
That's probably why white girls drink so much espresso. Piledriving coke and vodka crans takes a fucking toll man
It's not even a normal fucking affair I've found myself in. It's a fucking bdsm clusterfuck.
At least get laid and waffle fries out of it you whipped basterd
I might have to quit marching band. It's affecting my drinking schedule
He jerked off some dude with a slice of Wonder Bread.
The sports guy?
Yeah. They claimed the bread made it hetero
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