i think i may have caused an international incident at the french embassy, just fyi
hahaha how?
its a long story involving a horse trailer and some shrubbery
After they won there was a guy outside Magee Hospital yelling "name your kid Sidney"... that guy may or may not have been me.
I Apparently saved a picture of the Eiffel tower in between 2 pics of his dick. It appears to be the same size. I fucking love Paris.
Either way, he made a blog for his cat.
My parents just suggested that we tailgate the midnight christmas service. this is my gene pool.
My summer fucks are coming back to haunt me with a vengeance.
She said she couldn't sleep with a guy who had blood stains on his ceiling. I tried to explain it wasn't my blood, but she still left :(
She has a tattoo on her inner thigh that's an x with a long dotted line. So after she passed out I signed it. Dunno what else I was supposed to do...
I woke up this morning to my house being turned into a bad European dance club at 8:30am. Do you know what "UNS UNS UNS" sounds like at 8:30am? Murder. It sounds like murder.
OMG. Dad just threw a 100 dollar bill down on the table for a girl to lift her shirt. I think he was kidding, but...
You poured your drink on him and called him a "useless cocksucker" because he wouldn't give you a ride home... on his skateboard
im pretty sure the interns at this hospital have gotten hotter
He wants me to tell you "my boner misses you"
Stay away a while longer.
Still not sure if they're cops or strippers.
I have 2 phone numbers written on my vagina. I told you I shouldnt be left to my own devices after tequila shots.
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