I am a bulletproof tiger!
Haha. Nice, be careful tonight.
I'm gonna have to get my windshield replaced. Is the keg beat?
Well i just wrestled a cop... p.s. i won
He asked about stds. I told him I don't have any... which I don't. They are now called sti's. Whooopsie
I think he was having a seizure but nobody knew because 'what is love' was playing
Let me guess--your parents are cousins.
his life revolves around getting high and answering people on yahoo answers. he's perfect for you.
im trying to stop thinking of him and his amazing dick. every time i do i snap myself with a rubber band. classical conditioning at its finest...and you said i wouldnt learn anything from psychology.
I know it's pride week, but your asshole is just never supposed to taste like banana.
You need to always be prepared. Like a sex firefighter.
Thanks for stopping me from letting that 14 year old feel my boobs. Thanks.
if the furniture in my bedroom wasn't shape shifting... this would be a different story.
He says we're "annoying" but that's an odd word to describe a couple of heroic liquor saiyans
I bought a mink out of the back of some guy's van on my walk home from the bar yesterday
Not entirely sure how I got drunk off 2 mimosas but here I am
I CLEANED MY BATHROOM FOR YOU!! betrayal
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