It's like sleeping with someone you met at a karaoke bar. It's never okay.
Took it a bit far last night. While leaving his house, I sent myself a text that said, 'you're still pretty"
I gave the naked guy in the hotel hall a pop tart. He stopped crying.
I swear I could audibly hear her vagina slam shut when you walked up to hit on her.
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Just because you put plan b in my Easter basket doesn't give you an excuse not to wear a condom.
Needless to say they were not happy to find out that we braided their hair together, when one of them woke up needing to puke bad
I have got to stop assigning last names to girls I get numbers from based on what I think will remind me of them... Sarah Petrydish is not an acceptable memory trigger
I think my multiple attempts of taking his life, no matter how unintentional they were, has put a damper on our friendship
The last party at your house was a sex toy party...it's an obvious transition to baby shower
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LOOK AT MY HAIR, DOES THIS LOOK LIKE THE HAIR OF A PERSON WHO HAS HER LIFE TOGETHER?
This guy smells like mr Rogers puppets and I don't know how to deal with it
Now I have the walk of shame to give the receptionist the bathroom key back, I've had it for 20 minutes. I should just smile and wink. She knows what went down.
Lets just say my thoughts when getting dressed this morning was "vagina friendly" options
So, I think think I left my underwear at your house. Well...not exactly your house but your roof.
hypothetically, what's the best method to remove an stray semen gob from a roommate's important school document?
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