I dont know why I dont listen to you more often. He wont stop texting me. And his signature is "dancing with no panties on"
you kept screaming that dicks were growing out of your back and then you started crying cause they were so far from your vag
could you get any more awkward?
I like the one of me you and her but you're looking at me...Total foreshadowing right there. I'm cropping it
Some guy stole lobsters by hiding them in his pants. We should strive to be like him.
Im watching him eat cream cheese and hot dog buns.
There were so few words spoken that I'm not sure if it was make-up or break-up sex.
She is banging on the liquor store door begging them to let her come in.
Were going to have to vacuum the bathtub, great party
Apparently I told a girl last night, that's she's super beautiful and I don't want to fuck she just deserves being eaten out
wearing the bible to the ABC party, thought you'd appreciate that.
Is it a bad thing that I've made out with everybody I work with?
I laid naked in his bed as he brought me an ice cream sandwich so I would say everything worked out great
Which sister was it? The one I accidentally hit when my shoe flew off or the one I ate candy off of when we were high?
I put on a face mask and masturbated for an hour... my face now has a green tint
mother daughter bonding time. she's helping me make jello shots.
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