I thought you said his peep was too small
it is but i have no money and nothing is on tv until 7 when americas next top model comes on.
Im handcuffed to some kid i hardly know. there are no cops involved
My brother and I both agreed that your boobs are fake.
he is the anna nicole to my 90 year-old billionaire. i'm grateful that he's fucking me, so i'm buying him shit.
I keep forgetting that I only have two nostrils.
You sent her a pic of your dick with 'guess what you cant have anymore' written on it with a marker.
I remember tearing his shower curtain down but I don't remember trying to shave my vag...
He asked me to coffee and I had no choice but to be honest. So naturally I told him that sobriety and monogomy are not two of my strong suits.
Looking at an apartment in Houston. It's right beside my favorite bar and the zoo. Best or worst decision?
Using our apartments online floor/space planner to see how many beer pong tables we can fit. Dont think they had this in mind when they put this thing online.
Probably not lol but were fitting as many as possible
I have a 16 minute video of you talking about your life. We are calling it your Anthology sponsored by Steel Reserve
Why is there a chocalet milkshake outside our front door?
Alcohol
Walk of shaming into my apartment. No one to clap me in. Come home!
You have not lived until you and a ginger miget chick are jumping and waving your arms in a pitch black bathroom to turn on the motion lights. Yes, today I have officially lived.
Just come here quick. I'm home in 3min. It will take you literally less than 5 to walk. Then 2 to undress, 16 to fuck, 2 to dress again and 5 to walk back..!!
exactly 16 eh??
Randomize
