That's intense
Normal people don't sit around and watch Degrassi for twelve hours...
FUCK YOU.
I'm riding in a wheelchair, being pulled by a golf cart. You need to be here.
He made me keep his swollen nut cold with frozen bags of peas while rubbing his tummy because he said I had no choice.
And I might get them triple pierced after that
Damn, I didn't realize you'd declared war on airport metal detectors
Everyone is speaking Spanish and this 300 hundred pound chick is talking about the time she got out of prison... Fuck this place
In the middle of me riding him, he stopped me and said "You're the kind of person who would be restrained for being obnoxiously drunk on an airplane, huh?"
Have bite marks on my arm where my temporary tat was Saturday night. Did someone try to bite Captain America or something?
One of the many mysteries surrounding the weekend...
You climbed out your own window and walked in the front door..
Ok because I want to set a new world record for how fast I can drink away my Christmas money
my new years resolution to eat more toast and mastrubate more often is going well so far.
Well, I can now cross "dirty drunk homeless hobo" off of my bucket list of people who have been successful wingmen for me. North Carolina is getting weird.
This fucking storm better not ruin my sex plans this weekend
only i would get cock blocked by a cop
I BLEED THE BLOOD OF MY ANCESTORS WHO FOUGHT SO BRAVELY FOR MY FREEDOM
cool u want pads or tampons
tampons please
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