hide the guitars, Nate just learned to play free fallin'
its like randi wears special contacts, but instead of colors they make her eyes say "I want cock"
Exactly how many bongs can i have before my parents figure out they really aren't vases
They're drinking Schnapps out of Spaghetti-o's cans. Please come pick me up.
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And the cops told us we were all naked.
He just went up to bed, still drunk from last night, carrying a pear, a pipe, and an unopened bottle of wine. I think he'll be fine.
You can't keep basing your relationship off of the fact that you both love ramen noodles
I really think we need to get on this Charlie Sheen bandwagon
Yes theres a double standard. Get over it. Fuck the critics and go be the slut you were born to be
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Have you fucked anyone in the hospital yet because obviously this illness isnt worth it unless you do. I MISS YOUR HEALTH
I hope my shame shaped pee stain outside your door goes away soon.
I'm missing my left shoe, and there's a note on my foot (in my handwriting) that says "HAHA BITCH" Any explanation for this?
I mean in all honesty I would let James Franco shit on my chest. End of story
I slept with the Australian in the bathroom of a gay bar. What has my life become.
I feel like your boyfriend deserves to know that you're a lesbian.
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