At a sweet 16. cant remember what shirt im wearing byt dnt worry im not sleeping w/ the guy who serves the chicken nuggets again
is there an easy way to say "i didnt plan on sleeping with you until i saw how drunk you were" ?
i used the pictures of vaginas in your biology book to jack off.
Just used your umbrella as a puke sheild. Thanks man.
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I cant believe you went home with her.. Your poor immune system and the shit you put it through.
hes either a crazy bad problem or a crazy good orgasm. I just can't decide which one.
Idk. Last year there was an ice luge, glow in the dark jungle juice, and lots of naked people. I feel like I'll get pregnant just thinking about going to that party.
You have mono. It's like being pregnant, your are excused from normal social niceties like responding to people.
I told you you to bring something to share....you brought tequila and a condom
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You also once spent an entire hour explaining the origin of the strip steak to me.
I just fell off a roof. So I'm kinda chillin for a minute.
Well, my mom found the ball gag and whip. Looks like I'm never going home again.
I do not love him. There is no love. Only sex and meatloaf.
He ate me out in the passenger seat of his Range Rover in a Tim Hortons parking lot. I could hear “oh canada” on the radio from a nearby school as I came. Most patriotic orgasm ever!
On the good side I got hit on by a cute college guy. But the bad side was having sex in a frat house for first time in 9 years
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