as soon as you compare a person to an animal, all sexual interest is out the window
i just watched kanye west and taylor swift have a chugging contest. why cant halloween be every day
I woke up with ten beers in my bag that hoarded at the party last night. Rally? Its five somewhere.
last time i saw her she was begging the broken jukebox to play lady gaga.
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Out of ice. Vodka+club soda+cut up lime popscicle=I'm an alcoholic genius.
Can we please stop calling your vagina the cave of wonders?
Green mimosas i think yes
I needed a test subject that didn't know any of my friends so that if i screwed up no one would really know or spread rumours about how it was the worst bj ever
I'd be careful with that one, she got 86'd from the family dollar while SOBER.
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Can you plz delete the video of me twerking in Waffle House, my mom just got a vine.
i can trust myself, just not when im drunk. and drinking is my favorite pastime
That's like a fucking falcon or some shit. I don't know birds but I know that is not a bird you fuck with.
It baffles me why I still wear white underwear...
After we fucked we sat in bed and watched Charlie St. Cloud and he fed me ice cream. It was probably the most romantic thing I've ever done.
I would offer you moral support, but I have questionable morals..
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