youre so sexy i want your bod
dude, did you turn gay?
heather?
this is jacob
how do you have sooo much energy?
billy mays threw in a lil somethin extra when i ordered some oxiclean last week
fter the third song from an iPod commercial played I realized how much that frat sucked.
That combination of brocholi bacon eggs cheese ketchup and pasta would have been a revaltion had you not thrown up on the stove and put out the pilot light
Tell your boss that he's keeping you from eating a fuck sundae off of these 36-24-36 34 D's waiting for you at home on Valentine's Day.
I don't really see how asking you not to cum on my face or hair makes me high maintenance
someone made her a trophy at 4 in the morning and presented it to her in the bathtub
yeah, i found the sharpie that everyone use to sign my tits last night. its dead.
I basically have a picture with a half naked foreign exchange student. He kept screaming rolltide and i felt like a traitor
I made a side by side comparison of her Facebook pic and the chick on the anti meth billboards. Plus a ven diagram showing mostly shared physical attributes. I sent u the PowerPoint. You were sufficiently warned.
In the wise words of Scar: "be prepared."
Do you think Scar was a Boy Scout?
I'm sorry, the person you're trying to reach is WAYYY too high to deal with this right now.
You dropped my mother on the dance floor. She has a concussion. You didn't apologize. Don't speak to me for a while.
Well I found my neighbors on tinder if you're wondering how my night went
Why can I remember how tall Nicki Minaj is from looking up her height once months ago, yet after weeks into the semester I can't even remember where any my classrooms are located
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