I think I just saw the travelocity gnome in leather chaps.
based on the size of her vibrator, i'm going to be a huge disappointment
Smoking bowl and applying to community college. I now know how I got here.
just peed in the tub. didnt notice the passed out drunk guys there until a minute in
Of course she said it wasn't that good, I don't bring my A game to pity fuck the thrice divorced girl from work
I was the one passing out cake at the bars
In the middle of the State of the Union, she unzipped my pants and started giving me head. I've never been so proud to be an American.
We literally just Chinese fire drilled so I could give him road head.
Invite that kid who wants to become a priest. I WANT ON.
Zak is like the Picasso of masterbatory texts
I'm pretty sure I made out with a guy in a man thong.
If you sleep with him again I'll have you spayed
If I could I'd magically teleport drugs and alcohol to you. Like a bad decision fairy.
Can you face time me. I need to know if this pill is xanex or ecstasy
Is it wrong to want to use the Dark Web to buy Vyvance for legitimate purposes?
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