he drunkenly confessed to whacking off before coming over so the sex'd be longer. this one's a keeper
the roller ball on my blackberry is the closest i've come to touching a clit in 2 years.
I wish they had nachos that got you drunk
I'm watching Terminator eating a jar of marshmallow fluff. Trust me, you are not fat.
Housekeeping called in a homicide detective. Just spent an hour explaining that we had vigorous hotel vacation sex five times, even though I was having a heavy flow day. It'll definitely be what you call a memorable honeymoon.
How long can I microwave pasta with a 20 percent alcohol content?
I am not apologizing for rubbing my balls on your leg...that is a risk you take when you come out to the bar with me
First off, get on bc solely in preperation for this event. Second, as my little sister you have a lot of whore to live up to.
It took all the strength I had tto sit at my desk and not tear off my business attire and run screaming from adulthood and flourescent lights.
I couldn't find my shirt this morning so I stole one from his eight year old sister. Slutted up my outfit quite a bit.
Would fucking the college coach be against recruiting rules?
I just heard your voicemail. Glad you like my dick and think I'm cool
Also, you fell asleep with you hand on and around my cock last night.
So far 2 of my professors caught me looking at their dicks
There's a fuckload of syrup all over the floor.
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