Come on, it shouldn't be that hard NOT to suck someone's dick
he told me he wanted to get "words" tattooed on his penis so he could say hes always putting words in my mouth..
...I woke up with a yo yo in my underwear...
don't worry, your friend will b fine, they treat virgins nicely around here
SEE! I KNEW I HAD A LONG-TERM REASON FOR BEING A SLUT!
He went down on me in his escalade and his dick is bigger than my forearm. I'm never going back to white guys.
Yeah, I just met her and we got arrested together. I think it was a good bonding experience.
he bit the head off a dead goose for 5 beers. this is my future boyfriend.
dude she looked like Newman from Seinfeld I'm done with this wingman shit
He was taking the condom off and he turns to me and says, "You know how snakes can shed their skin?"
Let's not refer to him as Dustin. That makes him seek like a real person, not just a dick I would like to experience.
Me too it's so nice. Debated studying out there but woulda been 90% babe-watching 5% flexing 3% studying and 2% talkin my boners down.
Just played slippy cup. Flip cup plus slip n slide. What did you do with your fourth of july?
I haven't been this unsober in a long time. I feel like I am observing myself. Like I am a test subject for alcohol. I wish my brain would shut up and let me be a normal drunk.
My brother is so high right now he's eating frozen peas and called them "fucking delightful"
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