In honor of tonight, my penis will make an appearance
I hraet yuo
did you say you heart me or hate me?
who is this?
im gonna put my furry chinchilla vagina on her mother effing nose
Smoking bowl and applying to community college. I now know how I got here.
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apparently "my dealer got arrested" is not an acceptable answer when mom asks "What happened? You look sad today"
it glows. i had to have it.
The handjob she gave me was better than the best blowjob I've ever gotten.. Just imagine the possibilities.
Article 1, law 1, section 1 of the apartment 25 party handbook: tarp will be purchased prior to any and all future parties. Aforementioned tarp will be placed on floor. Any and all sick patrons must relocate to tarp preceding the event of expulsion of bodily fluids. Failure to do so will result in ejection of guilty patron and banishment of the accused from succeeding party. All patrons must read and sign a copy before entry is granted.
I'm in the city buying alcohol. I just got warned by a homeless man on the street that I shouldn't look so pretty "in these parts"
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
You started throwing frozen shot glasses at people and you kept saying "it's fine, they melt."
we passed out in our seats at the game for about 3innings. I guess they showed it on the big screen. nap n rally!
Is it wrong that I want to do a nude photo shoot with nothing but a light saber?
I'm worried about how taking care of my mom's dog while being on acid will go.
He kept trying to make out with me but I was just trying to show him Shrek memes
she was all excited about us being eskimo sisters and then i was just like "alyssa i've literally been inside of you" and she got even more excited
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