would you ever date a girl who drove an 89 Chrysler LeBaron? - for the record it's a convertable
He went soft
Wait. During?
Yeah, he was IN. MY. MOUTH.
She was giving me great head...... until I asked her how much this was going to cost.... she left abruptly
I wish we were homeless so drinking on the streets was acceptable.
Some kid just walked into class with his schedlue written on a keystone box.
then she stuck her tongue in my ass
I thought we were talking about reason you aren't going to marry her?
It was worse than when we pepper-sprayed my dick. I feel mislead.
They had their heads out of the car singing the wrong words to the national anthem as we drove through traffic of people leaving the fireworks. AMURICA
btw I told him that the only way he was gonna get to eat you out was if he smothered your vag with grits..
I stared at him for a solid five minutes because he looked like what I imagine god would look like if god was a lumberjack
I'm taking a shit break of discontent as a personal protest
I mean, how am I going to build a relationship on trust if he finds out I roofied him?
the shoes thing blows my mind idk how the fuck i did that and im also missing 4 of my birth control pills like did i drunkenly decide to overload my body with estrogen
His girlfriend left him for the pizza guy. I am not fucking kidding.
I just thought that if your brother was ever going to invite me over again, he probably shouldn't catch me fucking you in his bathroom.
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