people would bow to what i just did to her vagina
I don't understand why some guys want to have a huge conversation while standing at the urinal with cock in hand...
Did you draw a mustache on my drivers license picture??
Just rolled over and realized my vodka goggles are not as functional as my beer goggles
and he said i stripped him down, hand cuffed him to his bed post, and tickled his arm pits, and then continued to watch The Hangover.
Hey got that picture this morning. 1. clean your room 2.what happened to your nail? and 3. your penis is amazing,.
I just realized my life is a timeline of drunken injuries.
Would it be inappropriate to trade Christmas cookies for sex?
Woke up in your shoes. Please tell me you woke up in mine
Do you think you can chase a shot with chicken soup?
He is getting no nudes from me. I don't even care if I'm losing his legal advice.
What can i say, my face is nice and my body is just unreal. And my beer pouring/stealing is incredible \n
I feel like my toilet water looks different when outsiders use my bathroom...
Are you high right now?
HOW DID YOU KNOW!
I can't go to Fassler and not immediately think about you licking a guys wife's butthole in the family restroom
If he knew how badly I want to blow him he’d stop talking about his wife
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