she took her clothes off and my dick went from =====> to =>
Does it make me a prostitute if I accepted a Life House concert ticket for giving this guy head?
No. It just means your good at giving head.
bleeding from the face, sitting in a shopping cart and holding a wad of ripped caution tape. what else would i be doing?
Life for us students isn't all fun and drunken lesbian affairs you know
He took the bartender's challenge and took a Jello shot with a tarantula frozen inside.
you crashed our wine night double date and sat on the floor eating cheese talking about how big his dick is.
Its summer. Time to get to the freshmen before the weight does.
Not blacking out at our finals party is my Everest
Drinking Fireball means never having to say you're sorry. Unless its at you're arraignment.
STONER SAFETY TIP: don't use the driver's side vanity mirror to check how red your eyes are while you're driving. it won't work. trust me.
My Canadian brought me three bottles of maple syrup, a sunflower, and a pair of Oakleys back to the states...he's either drunk or he loves me
I'm drinking with a guy who apparently blew my dog sitter.
IT'S LIKE LOOKING INTO GOD'S VAGINA!!!!
Two of the boys I banged while living in that house are about to move into it hahhaaha
She was riding me and giving me score updates to the basketball game at the same time..... Shes a keeper
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