do you think my med school application would be worse off if "I like helping others and shit" slipped into an essay I emailed last night?
I wonder if those guys know that i know that is a halfway house and dont just think it is some cool older guy frat house.
At what point last night did I start ordering doubles?
Right after we had the just friends talk..
Nothing says true friendship like 2 people bonding over potentially having AIDS.
Literally passed out while tubing... Boating while hammered is a blast but thank God for life jackets
like a dude with a badge in a golf cart is gunna do shit. Unless he has a tazer. Then it's fair game.
I barely even remember him. He is just a distant beard in my past.
you have a wonderful penis attached to someone I'm having a lot of problems with right now
Hows the party lookin?
At a live sex show right now. Not sure about the employee party
Did I really drink that whole bottle of Jack Daniels last night?
Heroically.
Wesley I'm sober and my body hurts. There wasn't much trust in any of those falls.
how early is too early to start drinking over the gilmore girls revival
She caught me by google maps... Lets just say it wasnt her car in front of the house.
She flashed us last time and pissed all over the floor this time. I'm scared to invite her back.
quit whining, rub some dirt on it, and lets get out there
its my penis
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