I tried watching the view, i got through 8 minutes. That is probably a world record.
They always sound like a bunch of chickens.
Dude you have to stop using "I eat good pussy" as a pick up line
We turned everything surrounding BP and the oil leak into a "that's what she said" drinking game. We've been drunk for a month
Thought I woke up to a girl giving me a handy. It was a male nurse inserting a catheter.
If I started a story with "That three-year-old totally deserved it," would you listen?
I don't know what you told him but please make him stop telling me about his new video camera and winking
she was masturbating to a video of herself masturbaing. She's a keeper
Sometimes things go your way and sometimes you get hit on by a fat drunk girl.
Wanna hang out? my DILF had to dip out for his sons little league game
That feeling when you're ready to convert to the religion of whatever god will stop the vomit. Dynamite is illegal.
We're getting paid a considerable amount of money to send each other pictures of our dicks...
After fooling around at the hotel til dawn, I managed to feed her with my free buffet passes. Tastes like sweet victory.
So is it your turn now to pretend like dating someone else would stop us from fucking?
Am I under any obligation to let my new fuck buddy know I slept with his little sister?
my roomie eats chipotle far too often. when i was looking for a bag to throw up in I had my choice of a wlamart bag and 10 chipotle bags
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