what's Bukake?
a bad idea.
Pick my eyebrow is burning. I'm sitting in the back of dolows vat and listening to jolly music and wilfgang is signing and looking food. Cute kid. Home is where I go now.
what. the. fuck.
Can we reminisce? I held a mans penis while he peed. This is the craziest night I've ever had.
Welcome to my life. currently drinking beer through two straws. easier/faster that way.
he wanted me to put the condom on for him. I was high and couldn't figure it out.. so instead we played xbox.
Dude, she uses Old Spice. It smelled like I was eating out my grandfather.
and then the other night his penis tricked us both into sex
I don't remember. I remember laying in the trunk of a car. For hours.
At some point last night was I riding a garbage can.. Things are starting to come back to me
Were you paying girls to come up and grab my cock and tell me I look like bradley Cooper?
I gotta figure out which 7 tampons in the box contains the drugs
I decided not to eat, and then this man was my fairy " don't black out" godmother
if masturbating while stoned isn't called "weed whacking" then i just don't know how to live my life anymore
Adderal can only make me focus so much. Your ass is stronger than my medicine. Congratulations.
So was this before or after he cried about trump?
After
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