so we have officially lost him as of 7 hours ago.. already called campus security, the drunk tank and the hospital. figure he'll turn up eventually..
i'll start checking the bushes on campus.
The only comparison I have for the iPhone is that it's like youre constantly getting a blow job
Idk how she did it. Either she watches freakier porn than I do, or I really need to go get tested.
It feels wrong to have dick mouth at a family dinner.
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Shame should no longer be a word in your vocabulary.
I'm afraid to text her because most of the time she just replies with "cockblock."
You skyped me last night to show me the girl passed out on your bed.
This guys mom bought us a 24 pack and drove me and 8 others to a frat house... Hello moms weekend.
cashier rang me up and said, "white people are funny." like i'm NOT the only white person to buy just lettuce & 40 glow sticks
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I feel like everytime I call him he's either fucking or getting into trouble. It's really disturbing that he presses the answer button and then proceeds to fuck her harder.
This is simple. Just sex and high fives. No feelings.
I remember key bumps, porn and a mom in my bed. Sums up my day.
that is an amazing summary hahaha
STOP SETTING ME UP WITH GUYS YOU MEET ON CRAIGSLIST
After her AA meeting, she was on the phone with her mom, and when she said, "they're making me start over with Step 1," I quietly sang, "cut a hole in the box".
having flashbacks of licking salt of your dick for my shot of tequila
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