okay I'm thinking he doens't have a facebook...I'm on page 28 of Hunters
ok you need to stop NOW
recess is on disney at 4 in the morning, insomnia has never been so rewarding
It's just like riding a horse. A very tall, gay horse.
That's so unfortunate for him bc you can always find another penis, but he's stuck with it
I just found our entire wall-to-wall from September 2006 printed out and clipped... it's 49 pages. Blackout me is so considerate of bored-at-work me
studying for my Anatomy final and masturbating to Japanese porn are practically the same thing
DONT LET HIM GET NAKED. JUST SAY NO
I wouldn't even cut tickets or put ppl in jail I'd just hand out punches to the mouth and Liam Neeson throat chops
I can't. Currently naked covered in Nair trying desperately to catch his cat that rubbed up on my leg.
I hate that cat.
I'm sort of afraid for my life tho. If the 4th of July can be the way it was a DMX show is capable of anything
A 'Bear Fight' is a car bomb followed by a Jaeger bomb. Fuckface and I do those on slow days. Tonight, we did a 'Polar Bear on Fire'. Fireball, a bear fight in the middle, and end with rumple minze.
I made friends at the beach bars tonight. Several were worried for my well being.
I finally figured out how to tighten my bra straps and I feel like a god
Then, he ate me out while I watched Bo Burnham. Best. Night. Ever.
...Just hit my fuck buddy with my car.
Ben Franklin would totally be a furry.
You're smoking weed and checking Tumblr I take it?
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