How am I suppose to look him in the face when I know a commercial lasts longer than he does?
Come see our sink grown plant.
No, "because my penis told me to" is not an acceptable answer to that question
The fact that its 530pm and I'm saying to myself I should sober up since I'm at a family establishment should say enough
her body is proportioned like a family guy character
For when you/if you wake up tomorrow.. You broke 4 of the bar's glasses tonight and I am currently watching you as you ride the broom around the bar instead of cleaning up your mess. I am no longer able to come up with excuses for you.
Guy, there will be accountabilities this weekend that you will need to respond to, or else.
I blame it on the rum. It keeps jumpng doqn my throst.
Everyone is now just referring to it as "the night Hannah couldn't get laid" so needless to say you didn't miss much
I feel like if you're funneling natty lights on a Wednesday at 2:30pm at the apartment complex pool during finals week, you probably don't have your priorities straight.
He gave me a script of norcos and touched my balls so overall it's been a good day.
Just please don't close your legs while I'm down there again. I don't want my death to be labeled as "Head crushed while giving an individual cunnilingus".
You know it was a good night when visa fraud prevention services are calling
Lol, yeah it'll be fun,but will it be cereal and dick pics fun?
I feel like my toilet water looks different when outsiders use my bathroom...
Are you high right now?
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