glad you had fun, i did too. am rubbing aloe on my butt now.
Is it bad everytime a fat person orders fraps I want to tell them to slow their rolls
its officail im naming my first born child brickbreaker
my mom found all the used condoms in my bed side table
whatd she say to you?
no words- put them all in a circle, put the bible in the middle
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Their house warming gift for us was a half case of keystone and getting the cops called..
he tried breathing fire using moonshine and a roman candle. would not have believed it unless i actually witnessed it.
obviously my window is still shattered. they're pressure washing my condo today. i think i need a bloody mary.
he screamed PILLOW FIGHT and hit branden in the head with a pillow that had a fifth of vodka in it. then he asked why he wasnt laughing
Im on the side of I-10 covered in sweat, cookie dough, hollandaise sauce, onion gravy, and ground beef wondering how my life I ended up here
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I'm looking at some sugar baby profiles to get some insight on what we're up against.
That was the night, like, my hair caught on fire...
It's a little weird that I'm blowing my wingman.
Can you plz delete the video of me twerking in Waffle House, my mom just got a vine.
We were making out and truffle butter was playing in the background. I stopped mid make out session and said, "I'm really sorry but I have to rap Nicki's part."
And I mentioned the burning debate about your circumcision in my Christmas card to your mom.
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