? is bags or t-bags slang for scrotum?
jesus mom
oral is when you put your mouth on someones privates and play moterboat or popsicle
apparently he was unaware pussies come in unshaved form. curse you redtube and your unholy lies
He walked me home last night across campus while i fed him pasta out of a solo cup at 3 am.
college stoner meal of the day: microwaved nutrigrain bars
The only thing I remember is vomiting and then feeding my dog a Mcdonalds cheeseburger and telling him yolo
Do you have any need for a scary clown mask?
It's all good, I've hated people for lesser reasons than being my ex boyfriend's favorite pro athlete of all time
I've never seen an uncircumcised dick in real life and the internet indicates I don't want to.
I wish there was an emoji for sad lady boners
He was so wasted he lit his sink on fire with shit he found in his room....it was smokeless. Chemistry majors drunk = the coolest shit ever.
well we started off by chasing vodka with chocolate milk and ended up trying to befriend a crippled raccoon so that should tell you how our night went
I got a 93 percent on my last mid term and I was drunk. Think of the possibilities if i were sober for the one thats tommorrow.
I had to remind him last night as he had his arm around me, "We hook up, we don't cuddle!"
I talked to his mom for a good 10 minutes with coke all over my nose. Not the best first impression
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