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(570): View more from Pennsylvania

Let's make love on the newspapers that declare financial doomsday

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(216): View more from Ohio

Does my surprise involve the use of a safe word?

(440): View more from Ohio

Probably.

(216): View more from Ohio

I'm in.

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(410): View more from Maryland

9 am. shotgunning while conditioning my hair. i love college football season.

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(318): View more from Louisiana

When you're about to leave, tell him "bye." At that point, he should say something. If he doesn't say anything, well, our drinks were free and he gets a free make out with yours truly.

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(518): View more from New York

are you sure you're not interested? he's the dunkin donuts employee of the month.

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(617): View more from Massachusetts

Is it wrong that im more embaressed about the karoke than the toplessness?

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(914): View more from New York

Blood drive hookups: you will probably faint during the sex, but at least you know neither of you has AIDS

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(+64): View more from New Zealand

If I wasn't stoned and knee deep in cheese and crackers I'd help.

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(740): View more from Ohio

Is it immoral to trade sex for the use of his laundry room?

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