I only have two rules. But i've fotgotten those rules and replaced them w 2 other rules
and when i put it inside her she yelled "welcome aboard!"
Why do guys in porn never have boxers on?
better question: why do you always text me when you're watching porn
The guy in front of me in lecture is using a fifth of smirnoff as a water bottle.
Nevermind, it's not water.
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Thank you blackberry messenger, for giving me a way to sext faster and more efficiently
She just took the bottle of jager to the bathroom and locked the door. Now I hear the water running..if the house floods she's paying for it
i drank out of a bidet.
You were walking around in your swim suit, an open robe, snow boots and a death grip on that handel of captain morgan.
At this point, I'd date an ax murderer. So long as he doesn't cry all the time, have ED, or leave me with his unspayed cat. My list of requirements is becoming increasingly specific.
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I just remember lots of butts and something about ranch dressing.
I snapchatted him nudes and he didn't screenshot a single one of them because he's a gentleman.
I spent the entire party sexting people's significant others for them because they were too drunk to do it themselves. I did quite well too. I should start a business
Hurricane Harvey ruined my dick appt. WTF?!
Get ready for me I'm full of tequila and I want to be full of you next
When have you ever know me to go too far?
Besides the alcoholism, the HR issues, and getting fired from Best Buy for tackling a display?
Yeah. Besides those.
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