i just uploaded three hundred pictures and you had your shirt off in two hundred and ninety of them
the remaining ten - you weren't in
i hooked up with a boy reading dear john, i have to get points for that somewhere
no he gets major points for having a girl hookup with him after reading dear john
The reason i havent seen you yet better have huge tits
Worst relationship ever. Keep in mind I've dated two married chicks and a Mormon.
...She just said, "We've been blessed with good drugs lately."
just so you're aware of it in the morning: you tried to slide down the railing on a snuggie. twice.
Last time I saw him the sun was coming up and he was asleep in the student wellness parking lot. For some reason people were peeing on him.
Just had to masturbate in the bathroom because mom changed my room into a "knitting" room. I hate coming home.
No need to talk. Eventually, he'll either stop coming over, or decide that it's a relationship.
And if not?
...I keep getting free bourbon and great sex with no expectations. You really don't understand that there is no "down side," do you?
One good thing out of all this is her ass is huge. Like Australia Big.
Well I never thought in the future I'd be able to say "hey remember that Easter I made porn?"
I just want nice things and good sex
Well if homeless lesbian experimenting divorcée is your new M.O., you're gonna need to start drinking more anyway so if that's what it takes to talk about it tomorrow afternoon, bottoms up bitch
It was great. Somehow, sleeping with her sister cured everything!
Hooked up with another cop last night. Think I am renaming my vagina "dispatch"
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