cant go down on her man, her vagoo reminds me of a face hugger from aliens
Just found a glow stick inside of my vagina..
With the amount of traffic your vagina gets, it was only a matter of time before someone threw a rave there.
HOLY SHIT! Did you see the dick on that Great White Shark?!?!?!
all i wanna do is slam about 38 beers eat a whole pizza and wake up naked in the taco bell parking lot
If we were unicorns we would fly together. Like in a pack. A pack of flying unicorns.
I've got to stop making out with the guys and sharing drinks with you. I'm the reason we all get sick at the same time. Sorry.
The sex I just had was not worth missing a girls night out.
listen. he fixes things. buys me drinks and sticks his penis in my vagina. age means nothing at this low point in my life.
She just asked if I wanted to eat nachos off of her boobs... I'm going to marry this girl.
What would you say is the recommended tip for a hotel maid who has to clean up vomit on just about every surface of a hotel bathroom?
Successful first night. Lost my phone. Front desk found it. Earthquake in wine country. Didn't feel it.
I found more straws in my beard this morning. Please stop doing that.
I came over to get dick...not to watch you vacuum....at 2 AM
A world without bacon flavored condoms is not one I want to live in.
im on a boat
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