We will have to stop frequently for food, stretching legs, interesting things on the side of the road, and sex. So you might as well eat.
just watched an entire episode so you think you can dance for head. so wasn't worth it
i just got the best bj of my life in the pastors office at church.. Youre right jesus really does love me.
Sorry if I ruined your sex last night with my constant text updates about the plot of Bolt.
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my brother came home with a bottle of vodka and his pants off. were gonna spend more quality time together.
he aimed his bare ass at the sparkler, farted, and it really did work...i love 4th of july anal fire works
According to FB I fucked in a field 365 days ago.
My dog just threw up a condom. Sorry for accusing you of not wearing one, I found it now.
P.S. I just made up pleasure scepter for the purpose of that last message.
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I need an IV, a new head, and stronger morals.
Eye drops are like seatbelts of being high. Think about it
That's what jaeger bombs out of teacups will do to you.
I'm tired of the topic. I sent him a pic of my vagina to change it.
My crotch smells like fire and I can't find my pants
She is still out of it but keeps saying ur name she said to tell u dinosaurs aren't real but biscuit with a z made bad choices