Just found my girlfriend's stash of animated Japanese porn
And to think, I actually considered breaking up with her
ya, the episode of maury where people are afraid of things are on, i had to keep livin
i just did my hair and make up to walk our dogs.. I hate being the single roommate
i find it sad that i can no longer sit in the back of class for fear that someone will fart into the heater again.
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I woke up naked, with 10 visible bite marks and a black eye. I'm just going to assume that it was a good night.
He set 8 alarms to make sure I took my birth control on time..
its not a holiday until ive ruined the family picture because im drunk
I STRONGLY considered not bringing that guy home with me last night simply because I'd JUST changed my sheets that morning.
Its not low standards. We're more of like a self esteem camp for average girls
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So I hooked up with a guy with a mustache and woke up on a dragon futon underneath a dragon yin-tang tapestry... My life is spiraling in a weird way.
fell down stairs ended up in underground bar now im dancing with trannies and best night of my life. lines of coke
Hungover playing piano at a baptism I am the PICTURE of class I feel like I should be struck by lightning
Smoking a bowl in nothing but a flamingo thong.
I was thinking we could get together and exchange gifts, and by gifts I mean orgasms.
He was cheering for me from the end of the bar as I sloppily ate a Ruben sandwich. It made me feel really special.