fine then we can just have courtesy sex i definetly won't like it
Just kissed her with a dip in my mouth... She was either too drunk to notice or too cool to care
so they made cookies with their faces printed on them...I ate jaime...she tasted like poop
A 12 year old Canadian kid said I was a pussy for only buying a 28-pack. I fit in better in this country.
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no, literally. he fb chatted me and said "since you're online i figured we could bang tonight?"
Saw a guy in a chef outfit covered in mustard talking jiberish into his phone running across the skywalk.
I spiked my fruit smoothie. Taking bikini season diet to a whole new level
Can your lips gently and pleasantly suck on my balls via skype? If not, then no.
That would warm my breasts.
In this context breast is a metaphor for soul.
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I feel like I'm in an ocean of eels jacking me off
My eyes feel like they're throwing up and I am the only human on campus
Oh man, buzzed lunch fridays almost got out of hand.
Amanda bynes is my spirit animal
Yeah! Don't let me leave the house without marijuana and a juicer.
It's all fun and games until your in the alumni campus center puking on the floor