Is it normal that I have to take off my pants to get mouth stitches removed?
I just farted for five sidewalk sections! New personal best.
I spent an hour trying to convert bar outfits to church outfits. Its hard.
This dude was wearing a "Plan B- One Step" backpack. I wonder how many more I have to buy until I get mine??
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Fuckkkk i made out with a freshman.....but he's old for his age. THIS IS WHAT HAPPENS WHEN YOURE NOT AROUND.
I never thought the first time a taser would be used on me would be at an applebees
Apparently I tried to convince him to sleep with me by showing him that I could do dips....
You know you need to take better care of yourself when shaving reminds you of sheep shearing...
Plan B, arranged marriage to a rich Indian, is rapidly becoming Plan A. Fuck Finals.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I just had to call my mom to come pick me up stoned at a Lana's house and beg her to buy me Taco Bell. I'm graduating from college in 14 hours. Fuck
I had 17 beers 2 days ago. I'm not dad material yet
Why did you just send me a picture of your dinner?
CAUSE LOOK HOW MUCH SPAGHETTI I'M EATING
we watched a porno and made a drinking game out of it. best first date ever.
I can't believe you cupped pat's balls to prove your fake relationship
whoevers yellow car is in your driveway right now... i plan to steal. just an FYI
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