we talked about european history as he fucked me from behind in the shower... i think it was a success
I didn't realize how much I missed him until his balls were back in my mouth..
Only she could turn her genital wart appointment into a date night.
You were crying and asking his mom "why doesn't he like road head?"
you were sat in the corner crying until someone gave you a baguette, which you then tried to feed to the duck doorstop.
I regret nothing
I mean, I can get to know him eventually. The time frame doesn't really matter. I'll have sex with him regardless of whether he's interesting or not.
there is a dorito bag in my car full of my mouth blood
Getting my nails done with Diana... I'm going for the keep your friends close and the girl who's dating the guy you want to fuck closer
I LOVE YOU NO MATTER HOW MANY BALLS YOUVE SUCKED
Also, fucking on half deflated air mattresses is a great full body work out.
I can't. I mean he's hot, but there's really nothing else there
You just said he's hot
NO YOU DON'T UNDERSTAND
if it makes you feel any better you looked really comfortable while you were sleepin in the closet, atleast according to the pictures i woke up with on my phone
I just gave a fucking twenty minute blowiob.. I'm a GOOD girlfriend.
Bug bite on my vagina. I think we need to stop this 'sex in awesome places campaign.'
Sexual side note: sushi and cum do not mix well. That is all.
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