super hot butfun
Oops. What a difference a comma and a space make.
think im gonna go get a six pack before class and sit in the back of the room...
i officially have more pictures of his dick than pictures of us together
She dropped a weight class after every shot I took. I thought I was just drink something magical.
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I'm in his phone as "nashville blowjob" he also has "cleveland blowjob" "vegas blowjob" etc. i'm okay with this.
I am definitely the only sober one on this train. And the only one not wearing a business suit. Wow, Monday Korea.
She had one of those kid princess beds. I asked how she expected to fuck on that and she just said "thats what the slide is for". I've never wanted to marry a one night stand before.
I mean you were pretty drunk at one point you asked if we could have a glass of water ready for you in case you choked while bobbing for apples, but you said grape juice was preferable. You can't choke on an apple btw
I just asked her to come in through the window, this pretty much solidifies the whole fuck-buddy thing...
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I'm actually drinking gin and juice out of a floridas natural carton...so if that has any indication of how I'm doing
I'm watching Russian dudes pole-dance. For research.
Shit is getting real. I just adjusted my search radius for my dating profile to ANY FUCKING WHERE
Honestly, the only reason I've been productive today was because I ended up organizing my apartment while searching for my vibratory charger.
Goal: finish my bio assignment before the Xanax kicks in.
i really love you but i feel kinda dumb about it
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