Why is it people are always in costumes on Cheaters these days? Joe Greco literally just said, "It appears they get chased by a chicken with a chainsaw." WTF?
Please don't tell anyone I peed on your wall.
did we hook up?
no, because you kept repeating "itty bitty titties" when i took off my shirt
youre talking to a girl on facebook chat right now and im sitting behind her in class lol. creepy?
Like do you realize his dealer came out with a gun and we laughed like it was all just fun and games...
I left your tip in your mailbox. Last night was amazing.
Can I borrow you for, like, thirty minutes so you can lay on one boob and rub the other until I fall asleep?
It was like coming out my mothers vagina again in slow motion
I like that our conversation ended with "im gonna go get pregnant goodnight"
Yeah the last text says "How many your ass,,,,, prepare it" so take that for what it is
He's not drinking on his 21st. Shooting vodka infused Nerf bullets at him would just make a mess and I don't want to be a creep and spike anything... I don't understand awkward boys
Ladies don't puke and tell
what do u think we would be doing right now if we were together
Urinating on unicorns
Is she still on a quest to lick every stranger that enters the bar, or have the restraining orders reached critical mass?
So were driving two hours to go to a club and Charles packed me a sippy cup full of tequila. He thinks of everything!
Randomize
