Is it awkward that I've slept with every guy in this room?
Only if they know about it too.
I'm eating oreos and watching porn. This is your fault.
what if the hokey pokey really is what its all about?
I wish there was a Glade Plug-in for vaginas
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My sole motivation for showering this morning was to masturbate. Something is wrong here...
Just wandered into a surprise final. Only a surprise for me though. I wish I could say this is the first time this has happened.
They were fighting, but then they bumped into the bong and it shattered. After that they just hugged and cried.
i walked outside and you were driving up the stairs to her apartment
we didnt even make it to the club...the two of us were sharing a plastc bag in the taxi puking into it.
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I literally told her "she's a sandwich I'd like to make" and that's all it took
I just ordered 30 klonopins from India that could probably be anything from Viagra to Midol. You need to find another friend to get advice from right now
I just don't wanna be that girl with no ride and no pants
Im not sure if the cops that just came are strippers or actually cops
He fucked me over, so I'm going to do what any rational woman does. I'm going to get really high and have sex with his brother.
Did you apologize to him for the trip to the strip club as a first date or is that something that just gets swept under the rug??
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