this coming from the guy that still thinks "pulling out" is a good form of birth control? just walk away
the way i see it, im about one adderall binge away from graduating
K. On the way. I need a drink.
Like a drink drink or like water?
Have we met?
Thats the last thing I remember and then I woke up in this Dutch kids dorm and he was taking a picture of me while I was sleeping
Bob the builder, bob the uilder bob the builder bbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbjbbbbbiotch!pp!!!!
It was perfect I came I passed out in his comfortable bed then a glass of jack Daniels fell from the bed post and spilled all over my face
in my defense, he kept drinking all of my water.
he had diabetes and you told him to stop being a pansy!
I cannot tell if the couch is cold or I spilled beer. THAT kind of night.
I threw away my jacket instead of washing it, the jungle juice stained me more of shame than red food coloring... i have never been that white girl wasted before...
Is the mullet a good, great, or horrible idea before we leave for college
My dad sent me a 10 ft beer bong and my mom sent me ideas for future careers. I'll let you guess who my favorite parent is. Also, come over tonight. and bring beers.
I couldn't think of the word "bath" so instead I told him I was marinating in soapy water
I think I'm just going to go like every guy on tinder who has a jetski. I'm doing this for us, Summer is coming.
So far 2 of my professors caught me looking at their dicks
The weekend was a blur. There was vodka and penises and orgasms. I played a game of Cock Roulette and won big
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