Microwave minutes are longer than normal minutes.
Eating in charleston sc at a seafood place called "hymans". Like normal I had no problem finding it.
i just googled "alcohol delivery service". im combating drunk driving one lazy act a time.
You would not believe how incredibly hard it is to climb on top of a three story apartment buildings roof from the air conditioning unit
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explain the broken jalepenos in my underwear drawer?
I seriously told a stripper I would hold her hand when she goes to get ass implants.
NEW INFORMATION meech found me passed out on a bench outside.
June 16th my calendar just says boobietassels....I can only assume that has to do with you
She was rubbing her face on the carpet, she was high.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
We decided to make playlists for each other. Do you know any songs that say "sorry I'm not as hot as your prostitute ex?"
I'm remembering the time we thought it was a brilliant idea to put koolaid powder in shots of goldschlager
I don't know if I should feel proud or ashamed of myself...ashamed for making myself a drink at 6:15am or proud for actually being awake that early.
I don't care what the Chinese zodiac calendar says . . . 2015 is the year of the cock!
Just had a threesome with a married couple.
Stop living my dream.
Just got caught by my boss looking at porn on the work computer & he decided to utilize this time to look with me. Not sure if this is good or bad.
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