We did like every position then did it again this morning. Something about him being the little boy i used to make sand castles with just made it way hotter.
well done
there are seriously like six guinea pigs in my bathtub right now
I like to think that tonight was Jesus punishing James Cameron for his role in popularizing "My Heart Will Go On."
Oh my God, I want him to live with his face in my vagina forever.
Fuck morning classes and our weekday drinking habits.
Got laid last night using the intro line of "rate your hurricane evacuation plan on a scale of 1-10"
And thanks to you I'm pretty sure I'm banned from every qdoba in south carolina. And cab company
I don't wanna shit myself again in 2015
I left the office with a vacuum, 2 condoms and 300 dollars cash money. Tell me I don't have the most versatile job on the planet.
I wore Yonce braids out last night and made out with a man and a woman #bowdown is right
It just makes sense. It's like I end a relationship, and wash myself of sin... with tequila.
Wasted. And I have 5 pounds of potatoes that I'm responsible for.
If I don't answer right away it's because I took an Adderall and the fridge needs cleaned.
Do it!! We better have a duck by the time I get home.
Listen, I just paid for a hotel room, so I didn't have to have sex in his car. I'm adulting successfully.
Randomize
