eric is really sick so I'm taking care of him! :(
just blow him with soup in your mouth.
Would you rather have a 10 inch but pencil thin penis or a 2 inch very fat one?
Fat, it's not about touching the bottom it's about raising hell of the sides.
woke up this morning with a pool of champagne in my purse. apparently i was saving it for later.
By connection do you mean me drunkenly grinding my ass on his lap for an extended period of time? If so, then yes, we had a "connection"
Sprained my ankle at sky zone REST ICE COMPRESSION ELEVATION AND SHOTS it'll all feel better soon
Pretty sure I can show you the text you sent me stating some interest in my penis entering your mouth if said circumstances were met.
in literally every picture i'm wearing less and less of my costume.
All I need right now is some mouthwash, dignity, and security camera footage...
Who knew you could get a drunk in public when jogging with your dog?
HOLY FUCK i just remembered we had bows and arrows and firecrackers last night
and flaming arrows and vodka
how did we not set your garage on fire
It wasn't until I lost my earring that I realized "I've been here before". Turns out we fucked a year ago. We've decided to make it a tradition.
Haha. I found pics last week of me getting motorboated by a girl while i was taking a shot. Hahaha in my wedding dress. Classy
Sorry for peeing on your books last night. I wouldn't leave them next to the window anymore.
Hurry I'm alone dressed like a prostitute eating French fries.
I’m really upset they canceled the conference. Since the divorce I’ve been working out, I bought cute new outfits and even found a bikini I liked. Now it’s all online. You can’t get laid at a webinar
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