Do you think Capital One would let me put the Tub Girl picture on my Capital One card?
Beat you to it.
so i told her that taking semen on the face helps make your skin smoother.
and?
luckily she was drunk enough to believe she had really bad acne...
distance makes the heart seek blowjobs from girls that are closer i heard.
Must be January. Theres a fat chick on an elliptical wearing khaki capris. Someone doesnt own any workout clothes
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i had confetti in my bra
i still find it in random places like a shoe or my car. that week haunts me
Please do not make a facebook page for my hickeys.
All I know is that I woke up in a soccer players' dorm, and he said that I kept telling him my mouth was a "net for his balls" last night at the bar..
He tried to stop traffic by waving his half eaten pizza at cars.... And we were stupid enough to cross .....??!!!
Speaking of church, everyone showed up to lunch in the dining hall in their Sunday best and I walk in looking homeless bc I just got out of bed. I hate this school.
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She has dubbed herself the Pied Piper of Penis and keeps yelling about getting Cocktober started... Will send pix soon
Someone is giving away free yogurt on craigslist. Can I get a ride?
You kept ranting how Captain Planet is getting shortchanged in the superhero department. Other than that you kept it together
I need all the beers. I want to be holding on to the grass so I don't fall off the earth drunk.
Me too...I'm driving to work trying to figure out if I put my pants on the right way.
Seriously where are the good guys?
The friend zone.
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