The elaphant ear plant popped a new leaf ! Wahoo !
that's the type of pussy you go to the bathroom and wack off before you fuck her, just to last longer inside of her!
Found a phone last night. Hope "daddy" gets picture messages
I was amazed that you fell flat on your ass and still managed not to spill them drinks in your hands. Your getting good at this.
He DELETED brick breaker off his blackberry why even bother trying to find something in common?
My uncles bleeding, my brother has a black eye and my moms topless in the pool... How was your family cookout?
He filled our room with little plastic cups of beer so the only way I could get out was by drinking them all.
She wasnt impressed wen i brought a guy for her back with me, a 3am impromptu sperm donor is not a gd birthday present. Im a bad gf.
It's annoying. I only date people who are 6 foot 3, drug dealers, or 2 years older than me.
I would have gladly let him decapitate me with the way he was biting on my neck.
Witnessing a crazy lady on the bus screaming about how romney is one of the four horsemen of the apocalypse.
Came so hard when I was riding him that I actually bit some of his chest hair off. He said I was the first girl ever to do THAT.
I think I may have just taught my whole hall how to give a good blow job. So this is college.
I think I accidentally agreed to be someone's surrogate
He's attempting to seduce me with thanksgiving-themed sexual metaphors... It's working.
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