But I don't consider them one night stands. They're auditions.
my little sister told my dad she found willy wonka's golden ticket in the backseat of my car. now my dad knows my boyfriend uses magnums.
it felt like the flash was giving me a handjob
Admitting I go to nursing school is my subtle way of saying, yes, I know every muscle in your penis and how to effectively use them.
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he paid for dinner at the eiffel tower. drinks at a bar on the champs elysees. gave me a motorcycle ride back to his house, got us heineken and then took me to park overlooking paris. where he ate me out on a park bench. still have doubts about the french?
I will not remember tonight for the most part. This text will be evidence. You can and probably will use this against me.
I got home and laid by the toilet and then alexa laid in the bathtub and sang the preamble while kayla held my hair
I'm going to have to start playing roller derby again so I can blame my sex-related bruises on that.
I didn't talk to any girls wearing masks because I wanted to avoid making the big mistake of making out with my sister.
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So really what you're asking for is an allowance to not have sex on our futon.
Wanna get mid day margaritas tomorrow if I'm still alive
I fucked her ex bc she fucked mine but now we're cool and I'm watching her dog this weekend
Mom is so high she had to turn off the ceiling fan because it was going too fast and it freaked her out.
Well it might’ve been because you asked to play What Makes You Beautiful at the club
If by fun you mean, did I meet her cousin for the.first time and bang him, then yes it was a productive evening.
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