So why didn't Edward and the Cullens just kill Hitler?
You need to stop watching Twilight.
dunno bout you, but i grow tired of beef curtains
I love having hate sex.
Her father's a cardiologist, her mom's a lawyer...she just went from a 5 to a 10 real quick.
My mom and dad are smoking a joint while lecturing me on what to bring and how to act in Europe. I'll finish this glass of wine and head over.
okay just a general question, but if i got arrested, who here would bail me out. this is important.
I just had a dream that I was pulling you around downtown on a sled, from bar to bar. Dear lord if we start that there's no hope for us
I can feel my teeth in 4 dimensions. I shouldnt be this high at 8 in the morning.
Immediately after I scarfed down an Applebee's appetizer trio for lunch, my boss sent me on an hour long road trip to pick up some parts. Great. I can't wait to shit my pants on US-31 South.
I was telling everyone at the frat that they had to try the "fantastic refreshment" that was everclear, vodka and country time
sooo the guy I beat last night in strip pong is the manager's husband at my new job...
last night you told me I had a dark, salty butthole
You cant use biscuit as a chaser
1. I'm excited for tonight 2. Do we dress up as pirates? 3. Happy Valentine's Day bae
He deserves someone who will touch his penis at 3 a.m.
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