So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
is it sad that pink shorts and cowboy hats remind me of getting jizz in the hair?
We just walked into this party and immediately got handed a grilled cheese sandwhich....
There's a girl in front of me with a see through white shirt on and her back says I suck bad dick. Fun night hun?
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I had to move some guys boxers out of the dryer. This is the closest I'll be getting to dick this month.
I'm walking down the halls of our hotel and listening for sex noises and knocking when I do.
he's totally gay but hes wondering what hes missing out on. Im going to show him.
no pressure.
Last time I saw him the sun was coming up and he was asleep in the student wellness parking lot. For some reason people were peeing on him.
I didn't know whether to laugh at the fact that a dog bit his balls or throw up cause my dad was telling me a story involving his balls.
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Sometimes turtles just really trip me out man
Just seen a chubby version of you. Nearly kidnapped her. Perfect woman
Nutrition teacher wants anything i eat or drink documented for the week including dancefestopia. Do you know the recommended daily ammount of psylicybin or MDMA?
in that moment our bushes were one. and in that moment we were pure.
I can't believe I'm giving you play by plays of this sexting convo. It's like a three way he doesn't know about.
Thanks for supporting me through Robs retirement. I'm still in shock, but your dick helped.
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