okay I'm thinking he doens't have a facebook...I'm on page 28 of Hunters
ok you need to stop NOW
i just peed in a port a potty and wiped with my credit card statement. fuck yeah!
I was so drunk last night I wanted to download a Busta Rhymes album.
I wonder if u can grow weed on Framville and sell it to Mafia Wars?
doing shots has become such a natural thing to me that i just instinctively swallowed listerine
I kept feeling my boobs..just to make sure they were still there.
Some chick just barfed in my math class. Everyone here is hungover. Yay community college
Why did my little sister call me from your phone this morning?
Things like this can't be explained over text man
DID YOU REALLY JUST GIVE ME A FIRST BASE SIGN
I'm sitting on your porch drinking wine from the bottle. Just so your new neighbors know what kind of people are in the neighborhood
Who put the meatball sub on my door handle?
Haha never eat brownies from a guy with batman pajamas
I just had sex with the Sheriff's Deputy. You should call me.
I'm covered in bite marks and have a cracked rib - was a good weekend
you stood in front of the mirror for 20 minutes and finally said, "he can hear everything i'm saying inside my head. we need to leave." now try and tell me there is no such thing as too high.
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