their songs make me feel all the things I wanna feel. Ya dig?
and what kinds of feelings would these be?
Happy, horny, occasionally hungry
i always forget guys have bellybuttons
Masturbating after my cheeseburger. It's unavoidable.
if you could put a roof over IU campus it would be the biggest whorehouse in the nation
i just watched a special on porn, the business isn't doing so good. You may want to wait before you start your career
While I was banging her, her cell rang. She checked to see who it was, answered it, and moaned, "I'm dumping you."
I can hear her moaning. I'm on some random guy's counter. He wanted me to cuddle but I said I didn't know how.
Now that we both have boys can we make up games that objectify them as sex toys?
On a scale of 1 to "bad descision", where does stealing my racist neighbors dog and giving him my roomates dildo for a chew toy rate?
I COULD BREAK CONCRETE WITH MY FOOTBALL ERECTION.
I've decided that buying my first unused mattress has been my first major step into real adulthood.
Like I’ve seen him completely trashed and I’ve also seen him rip shirtsleeves off with his teeth and I can’t tell if I’m intrigued or not
Dog. I woke up between my ex boyfriend witch i'm currently fucking and his bestfriend spooning me in MY bestfriends empty powerless house still really fucked up. No one knows what happend.
He took home that trashy slut from Bama but a NFL Lineman was just in my DMs so... who’s the real winner here
It may be a corded vibrator from the 90s but it gets the job DONE
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