I was at the bar last night dancing, puking in a trash can, and ordering another drink all at the same time. Have I lost my dignity?
haha no as long as you did hook up with anybody after that.
... oops
id be glad to
All semester I have been trying to figure out if this kid in front of me is gay. His cell phone just went off with Britney's "Circus". Case closed.
His ankle bracelet only gets in the way when I'm trying to take off his pants.
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Just found custom condoms. Guess I'm not getting any work done today.
the ball fondling will be left out of the trip recanting
I was just told that i'm a premature cuddler. . . What does that even mean?
Whatever it is you failed
His 21st birthday is in the middle of shark week, it's meant to be.
You know being hammered seven days in a row can do serious damage to your liver.
Text me on Monday and make sure I'm still alive
We 6 way cheers-ed with French fries last night, hammered, in the booth.
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I woke up at 4 am. Literally pissed. No idea what happened. I could have fucked a cow.
WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU
MANY MANY THINGS AND MOST OF THEM ARE YOUR FUCKING FAULT
Who the fuck watches Jessica jones and thinks I need to call a past fling?
Also my roomate used some of my condoms so she gave me her hummus. Great trade
The sad moment you remember you have no power for a week and can't flush.....
Wrong number bro but that sounds like a damn shame.
Walking back to my car from the campus library and just saw a Nuva Ring on the sidewalk. If that doesn't scream college life, idk what does.
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