What do you think she thinks of us?
I think she thinks we're whores... but ya I think she likes us
have you facebook stalked him yet?
No, I don’t know his last name...
Just google his license plate numb
You look at her and you just know the only action she's gotten is from her tampon..
she was like a sexier Rosie O'Donnel
my mom just informed me that im way nicer when im high and offered to supply my weed until our house guests leave.
does that include her cleaning your bowl?
im youtubing treadmill accidents. this is what i do at 2:10am
He stole the megaphone off an ATM then we drove around so he could tell people not to jaywalk.
Sorry I forced you to take an adderall at 1am and then proceeded to dance to Lose Yourself outside of Qdoba.
At the same time that I bought plan b I got some Girl Scout cookies too. It's not a total loss for you.
Next time someone asks you what your spirit animal is do you really want to answer the iowa state fair butter cow?
rollerskate sex sounded like a good idea...
Hatred of squirrels is the least of my hereditary problems.
I was riding him and in the middle he literally said "fuck yeah, Amy Winehouse"
Bachelorette party buss just rolled into down town. DTF, "horny hotties inside" and "show us your dicks" written on the windows....this could get interesting.
its official, you're fucking me on my lunch break. the only thing I want in my mouth is your dick. pick me up at noon.
want fries with that?
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