I thought she had more class and brains than to date a complete numb-nut, drug addict, fuck up like him. People never cease to amaze me
remember tomorrow: you burned the inside of your nose with incense. it hurt.
I'm at the point in my career when i know a sites a trap and isn't real porn
Nothing says Happy Thanksgiving like having to pee in a condom for my cousin so that he can pass a drug test.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
God Help those hot young girls. It's going to be like Bambi in iraq. Except worse.
I woke up at 3am naked and stroking a watermelon.
Just ignore his excessive use of exclamation points and be happy this one is of age.
You fucker.
Part of my treatment is getting high and having sex with 22 year olds. I have a prescription!
Showed up 15 minutes late and curtsied when I entered the door if that puts perspective to how my first day is going
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
The tequila monkeys have a drum solo in my skull right now. I can't imagine Emily feels better.
It was a "have 911 on speed dial" kinda night
Regardless I WANT TO BE YOUR SEX DISPENSARY. that is like the career I was born for.
I do very much feel like vomiting. and I have no idea where that lighter came from. thank you for coming to my TED Talk.
He ate me out in a limo while we were driving home. I love bars being open again!
She’s a Vegas 8, which makes her an Oklahoma 27
Randomize