you would pick up someone in the library
do you guys have 30-35 shot glasses? because if not, i don't even see a point in me coming
the ball fondling will be left out of the trip recanting
No He hasn't done that since the time he came in his own eye
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Bring condoms and burritos. The rest will fall into place
If I die tonight and was cremated, you could probably get high off the smoke.
We were tripping too hard to figure out to tell him where we were so we sent a picture of me laying outside the tent saying "find us"
I could go for watching some naked price is right. Looks like a good time to me.
Just made a beer run. At 9am. In my pjs. I should not be graduating today
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He was just lying in his underwear like a present. I had to unwrap it.
I just want you to know when I bang him in the back of my car later I'll have pony by ginuwine on repeat
If he's gonna send me dick pics; he should at least zoom in to make it look bigger.
Turns out that Irishman put my panties under his pillow afterward. Thanks?
Had dinner with a married woman but didn't have sex with her. Tweeted at Mike Pence to apologize anyway.
God I miss you. I would very much like to have sexual intercourse with you. I'm home eating chicken alfredo.
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