a/c is broke at work...just took my panties off at my desk and the janitor saw it...might have a date for later. let you know
he threw mangos from the tree he was in at people and got arrested for harassment
It's my fault I'm alone. My closest relationship is with my blackberry....thank god it vibrates.
Dude she let me cum on her face
You have the wrong number I'm the she who let you cum on her face unless some other girl has let you since this morning
I drunkenly took 3 laxatives last night since I felt fat.... this is going to be a rough morning
Weekend plan is a big bag of dope, delivery food, Bollywood marathon and masterbating my dick raw.
Obviously he considers you not fucking him as fucking up. Thus making him fuck up. Based on this I believe he should be disqualified from the race to your vagina.
I consider myself to be an upstream bisexual
You're the salmon of the gays...
Guess who just got a Christian Beliefs class to seriously discuss the spiritual implications of dolphin rape?
I have three different pairs of earrings at three different houses including your 16 year old brothers nightstand. Look at my life. Look at my choices
Now that I'm sober, I'm realizing you put your name in my phone as "wowww"
She has the best kind of daddy issues
What kind of friend would I be if I didn't make you hate things you once loved?
We showed up to the ER to pick him up and I was still wearing face paint from the game. Then I threw up in the sink. Those doctors did not like us at all.
Hopefully he gets to dig deep into my body, before he digs deep into my past ..
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